Un mundo extrao est por venir
Nadie lo podr juzgar
Un simple botn tendrn que apretar
Para el caos total
La gente morir
Sus culpas pagarn
Por no saber parar
La furia demencial
Dios y Satn ya no lucharn
Y el trono vacio estar
Sucias mentiras al fin concluirn
El bien y el man ya no existirn
La gente morir
Sus culpas pagarn
Por no saber parar
La furia demencial
Mierda, guerra, todo es igual
Mientras el hombre no sepa pensar
Riso de sangre la tierra ser
El holocausto est por llegar
Nadie ser capaz de aflojar
Su ego no lo dejar
Rosas rojas aparecern
El las esquinas adorando a Oxal
Pero, todo al pedo ser
La furia se est por desatar
Y el dia al fin lleg
Milenios esperndolo
Y el temor se confundi
Y la ira se adue
Ya no quedan antes en pie
Y el dolor no se escuch
Slo queda algn papel
Y el desierto la tumba es.
My Dick (Futtah)
My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD
My dick- bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid's
My dick- large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen
My dick- locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick- so hot, it's stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman
My dick- pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar do,
Your dick needs a tweezer, dude
My dick is like super size
Your dick look like two fries
My dick- more mass than the Earth
Your dick- half staff, it needs work
My dick- been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick- V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole lunch-in
Your dick- it look like a munchkin
My dick- size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick- good good lovin'
Your dick- good for nothin'
My dick bench pressed 350
Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
My dick- pretty damn skimpy
Your dick- hungry as a hippie
My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick- broken vending machine
My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and queefs
My dick- rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle
My dick goes to yoga
Your dick- fruit roll-up
My dick- grade-A beef
Your dick- Mayday geek
My dick- sick and dangerous
Your dick- quick and painless
My dick- 'nuff said.
Your dick loves Fred
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
Coveisme 2 (Tapinarii)
Pe prietena mea
Bunica a surprins-o goala pe podea.
Bunica ei nu a mea
A surprins-o goala pe prietena mea.
Goala prietena mea
Nu bunica.
Bunica ei nu a mea
A surprins-o yoga pe prietena mea.
Bunica mea a murit
Uneori sunt fastancit.
Atunci cand constientizez
Sunt sigur ca nu visez.
Fac dragoste cu prietena mea
In acelasi pat in care a suferit bunica mea.
Dar apoi ma gandesc
Ca totu-i firesc.
Uite bunico!
Acum sunt poet, regizor si interpret.
Un bun crestin bea un pahar de vin...
Continui sa fac dragoste cu prietena mea...
Bunica ne-a surprins goi pe podea...
Ce crezi ca i-am raspuns?
Facem yoga...
Dumbo Sun (Tracy Bonham)
As we play in the dumbo sun
We feel the love for everyone
Days burn down in the dumbo sun
We got off we got off we got off we got off
There was a man in a yellow thong
He was doing his yoga and doing it wrong
Down under the bridge for all to see
He got off he got off he got off he got off
Yeah, how I miss those days more than a little
Growing young in the dumbo sun
Me and Jo tried to change the world
But the world wasn't listening to two Brooklyn girls
So we started a band and we banged up our knees
We got off we got off we got off we got off
Life wouldn't take us too seriously
So we sang on the subway and sang out of key
To the isle of Manhattan promiscuously
We got off we got off we got off we got off
Yeah, how I miss those days
More than a little
Growing young in then dumbo sun
Washington slept here a tree it can grow here and i
Grow smaller and sleepless so high
Circling and circle line skies
Willowing wondering why can't
Tiffany's breakfast be mine?
Ask Truman Capote Truman Capote Truman Capote
And all of my homeys
Yeah, how I miss those days more than a little
Growing young in the dumbo sun
Growing young in the dumbo sun
Growing young in the dumbo sun
The People (Common)
(intro)
yeah, this for the people
(verse 1)
this is street ra-di-o
for unsung hero
ridin in the regal
tryin to stay legal
my daughter found nemo
i found the new primo
yeah you know how we do
we do it for the people
and the struggle, a lot of brothas and their folks
the lovers of the dope
experiment to discover hope
scuffle for notes
the ruffle i wrote
times was harder
if a rockstar to the voice of a martyr
why white folk focus on dogs and yoga
people on the low end try to ball and get ova
lyrics are like liquor for the fallen soldier
from the bounce to the ounce, it's all our culture
everyday we hustlin
tryin to get them customers
law, we ain't trustin them
thick bras, we lustin them
sick and tired of punchin it
i look on the bus at them
when i see them strugglin
i think i'm touchin them
(chorus)
the days....have come
now we...are one
just take...your time
and then...your fine
(verse 2)
this is street ra-di-o
for unsung hero
ridin in the regal
tryin to stay legal
my daughter found nemo
i found the new primo
yeah you know how we do
we do it for the people
the people, said that I was sharp on tv
at the grammy's, though they tryin to India.Arie me
got back stage and i bumped into stevie
he said no matter what, the people gon' see me
can't leave rap alone, the streets need me
hunger in they eyes, is what seemed to feed me
inside peace mixed with beef, seemed to breed me
nobody believe, until i believe me
now i'm on the rise
doing business with my guys
visions realized
music affectin lives
a gift from the skies
to be recognized
i keep my eyes on the people, that's the prize
(chorus)
(verse 3)
this is street ra-di-o
for unsung hero
ridin in the regal
tryin to stay legal
my daughter found nemo
i found the new primo
yeah you know how we do
we do it for the people
from inglewood
to a single hood
in Botswana
i see the eye and we my nigga,
yours is my drama
standin in front of the judge with no honor
my raps take mike to people like obama
the karma of the street
says needs and takes
sometimes we find peace
in beats and breaks
put the bang in the back so the seats can shake
rebel cadillac music for the people's sake
the people...
(chorus)
Freaky Deaky (Flo)
Chorus:
Ass shaken at a quarter to 2 and Im feelin your ready to
Freak me Freak me
Bodys caught an applause you can hear us in the bathroom cutting up
Freaky Deaky
I got just what we need Hennessy and some weed light the candles up
Freaky
You inspire me with ecstasy got me feelin so
Freaky Deaky
Verse1:
Legs up on my shoulder
If you want Ill bend you over
Climb on top of me its over
Let you ride me ride me
Im teach you yoga let you meet my freaky solider
We might end up on the sofa doin the nasty nasty
Girl if I give you that (tounge)
Lick you all over be makin you (cum)
You tell a friend now she gone wanna (come)
Thats how Flo-Rida be havin em (sprung)
Screamin all way to the top of yo (lungs)
Scratchin my back cuz this dick is the bomb
Tappin that ass on that Don Perrion
You are the guest girl Im not even done
I got yo
Chorus:
Ass shaken at a quarter to 2 and Im feelin your ready to
Freak me Freak me
Bodys caught an applause you can hear us in the bathroom cutting up
Freaky Deaky
I got just what we need Hennessy and some weed light the candles up
Freaky
You inspire me with ecstasy got me feelin so
Freaky Deaky
Verse 2:
Sweatin down ya body
Come here girl I want ya body
Promise I wont tell nobody if you
Sex me Sex me
Yea I know you probably got a man
But yous a hottie
Long legs like Kyla Marie look so
Tasty Tasty
I wanna get you so (wet)
Outta control when I kiss on yo (neck)
Girl Im a pro if you ready to (flex)
Any position I stroke it the (best)
Play wit that kitty up under yo (dress)
Shorty I really know how to (caress)
Give you them hickies all over yo (breast)
Takin no pity get pretty unstressed
Ill have yo?.
Chorus:
Ass shaken at a quarter to 2 and Im feelin your ready to
Freak me Freak me
Bodys caught an applause you can hear us in the bathroom cutting up
Freaky Deaky
I got just what we need Hennessy and some weed light the candles up
Freaky
You inspire me with ecstasy got me feelin so
Freaky Deaky
Verse 3:
Fienin for my thuggin
Lots of rubbin lots of touchin
Now ya hot just like a oven
Girl ya (horny horny)
Freaky Deaky lovely
Ecstasy before we cutting
Leave ya navel like Im grubbin
If I (eat you eat you)
I aint just bumpin my gums
Girl its whatever we on that patron
Whole nother level lil mama its on
Ohhh you like that haaaaaaaaaa
Dont you fight back unhhh hunnnnh
Throw it right back or sum
Layin that pipe like a plummer
If you hid it from yo mama got yo
Chorus:
Ass shaken at a quarter to 2 and Im feelin your ready to
Freak me Freak me
Bodys caught an applause you can hear us in the bathroom cutting up
Freaky Deaky
I got just what we need Hennessy and some weed light the candles up
Freaky
You inspire me with ecstasy got me feelin so
Freaky Deaky
Jager Yoga (Cansei De Ser Sexy)
Oh my god it's so hot
Oh my got it's so gold
Oh my god I'm so messed up
I don't know which way to go
Stars above try to guess
where's my gin, where's my glass?
All this mess comes from your ass
F**k with us we are CSS
(chorus)
We didn't come into the world
to walk around
We came here to take you out
Come with us, we'll make a toast
For this time about to come
Don't mess my holiday
Don't mess my holiday
Oh my god it's so low
Oh my god it's so high
Ab-Fab, Claudia Ohanna
Dry Martini crossed my eyes
Ask the stars what they say
Desperate living, Hairspray
Baltimore with Tanqueray
Live your life John Waters' way
(Chorus)
Patsies and Edinas
High on Vitaminas
Monday at the club
drinking from the tub
The day starts weekend style
There's a piece of dirt in your smile
Hold your body on your legs
Your mouth is stuck to a thousand fags...
The Game (Common)
[Chorus - Kanye West (Talib Kweli)]
It's only right that I address this.
Gotta be in it to win it.
(I never come lame type killin in the game.)
Now get busy
It's only right that I address this.
Gotta be in it to win it.
(I never come lame type killin in the game.)
Hot music...
[Verse One]
Raised by game
Where niggas ain't fazed by fame
Come to the crib, get banged, they take your chain.
Stay in your lane,
Brokeback ain't the way of the game
My brainstorm is like I stay in the ring
My favorite was Kane, now I'm dope with weight in the game
You was hot but can't stay in the flame
Ghetto pain and windows crack
The fist is like a symbol for black
Can tell the real by how the real interact
In the middle of whack my soul stick to a track
Kickback records get kicked to the back
I want big cribs and my man Ronnie to get his
Child in a good school and know what her gift is
It's global warming, the world is shifting
Watching Sweet Sixteen, Bitchin-ass rich kids
You don't know it like you gotta go the distance
Whether yoga or doja, we all get lifted in the Game
[Chorus]
[Verse Two]
I never kissed that ass of the masses
I'm the black molasses
Thick and I lasted
Pass these rat bastards
They try to box me in like Cassius Clay
Hey I'm like Muhammad when he fasted
Opposing the fascist
Make cuts and got gashes, scratches over third eyelashes
Punchlines are like jab pits to rappers
Whose careers now ashes
It's too many slashes in their name
Came in the game, these gun-clappers
From weak lines to clothing lines to an actress
I seen em dashing smash hits
I yell run nigga run
While I cook up classics
The weak hearted, become Babylon puppets
Making it hard for real hustlas
Touch the sky now and then, with a lady friend
Give thanks to the most that's how the day begins in the game.
[Chorus]
[Verse Three]
I just wanna be like Akeelah, an achiever
from the streets of the Chi where some get high for leisure
Selling weed out of cleaners
From rocks to barber shops and beamers
Chicks with blond weaves and strong legs like Serena
The demeanor of the Ghetto, to never stay settled
Aldermen and corrupt men play Pharaoh
Good bring business to the hood like heralds
Find your own, walking by themselves in the street
The young die of cancer
I stop eating meat
Greet the gods on 87th street like peace
Even though it's war to G, got em facing the east
The game ain't tasting as sweet
Cats flow is still, and his compliance with beats
My radio station is deep, so eff em
Progression, counting paper and blessings in the game
[Chorus]
i want you (Peter Brown)
[Hook: 2x]
I I I I I I I
Want you you you you you you you
Oh, I I I I I I I
Want you you you you you you you
so, what we gon' do
what we gon' do
what we gon' do
What we gon' do
I I I I I I I
Want you you you you you you you
Oh, I I I I I I I
Want you you you you you you you
In the worse kinda way way way way way way way
I want you you you you, baby
so what we gon' do do do, baby
what we gon' do do do, baby
[Verse 1]
Love is on the way, all I got to say is
It wont let go
You can pray to early May, fast for 30 days
Still it wont let go, oh
Got a good book and got all in it, tried a little yoga for a minute
But it wont let go, oh
Tried to turn the sauna up to hotter, drunk a whole jar of holy water
But it won't let go, oh
[Hook]
I I I I I I I
Want you you you you you you you
Said I I I I I I
I said what we gon' do
In the worse kinda way way way way way way way
I want you you you you, baby
so what we gon' do, baby
so what we gon' do, baby
[Verse 1]
Love is on the way, all I got to say is
It wont let go
You can pray to early May, fast for 30 days
Still it wont let go, oh
Got good book and got all in it, tried a little yoga for a minute
But it wont let go, oh
Tried to turn the sauna up to hotter, drank a whole jar of holy water
But it wont let go, oh
[Hook]
I I I, baby
Want you you you, baby
so what we gon' (uh) do do do do do do do do do do do do do
I I I I I I I
Want you you you you you you you
I I I I I I
So what we gon' do
In the worse kinda way way way way way way way
I want you you you you, baby
so what we gon' do
now what we gon' do
[Ad-lib]
(Now what we gone do)
I know you're a little nervous
(what we gone do)
I know you really want this
(what we gone do)
I can't believe the feeling
(what we gone do)
I feel it all over, feel it all over
(said what we gone do)
babe, yeah baby
(so what we gone do)
You don't believe in love, you missing a good thing
(so what we gone do)
Because I'm---say
Because I'm genuine, I'm genuine, yeah
(so what we gone do)
yeah baby
[Bridge: 2x]
I don't want no trouble
Just a little loving (yeah)
I want to get to know ya (yeah)
I don't want your money (yeah)
You oughta get to know me (yeah)
My love'll make you wonder (yeah)
And lightning a thunder (yeah)
I get it from my mama (yeah)
[Ad-lib]
Oh, I I I I I I I
I Want you you you you you you you
do do do do do do do
Now what we gon' do
(Scatting/Background vocals: I )
[Slowing Down: 2x]
I I I I I I I
I want you you you you you you you
Oh I I I I I I I
Want you you you you you you you
(Skipping/Guitar Solo)
Frequency
(Whispering)
[Outro]
Just because I tell you I love you
Don't mean that I do do do do do
Eens Per Jaar (Jan Smit)
Hij heeft een baan op een kantoor,
En in het weekend werkt ie altijd door
Zijn hele leven draait om de PC,
Hij gaat ook zelfs niet meer naar de WC
Hij staat vroeg op en komt laat thuis,
Ook neemt ie al zijn spullen mee naar huis
Maar met kermis staat ie helemaal te swingen,
Want dan wil hij zâ??n eigen liedje zingen.
Ja eens per jaar laat ik me lekker gaan
Vier dagen lang kan ik niet op mâ??n benen staan
Van â??s morgens vroeg tot midden in de nacht
Zingen en zuipen wij op volle kracht.
Hij heeft geen tijd voor zijn gezin,
Hij gaat nog liever met zâ??n praatvriendin
Tijdens de yoga heeft hij haar ontmoet,
En niemand die met kermis iets vermoedt.
En aan het einde van elke dag belandt ie onder de visafslag
Weet geen verschil meer tussen baco en een biertje
Dat maakt niet uit, het gaat om z;n pleziertje
Ja eens per jaar laat ik me lekker gaan
Vier dagen lang kan ik niet op mâ??n benen staan
Van â??s morgens vroeg tot midden in de nacht
Zingen en zuipen wij op volle kracht.
Want eens per jaar laat ik me lekker gaan
Vier dagen lang kan ik niet op mâ??n benen staan
Van â??s morgens vroeg tot midden in de nacht
Zingen en zuipen wij op volle kracht.
Video
Durante a dinàmica de riso hà uma parte que consiste em rir sozinhos sem motivo, isto serve para ouvir a nossa gargalhada e rir da mesma, n inicio começa tal vez por ser falsa e provocada mas è fàcil auto-contagiarse e rir mesmo verdadeiramente. Por outro lado em grupo funciona muito bem porque nos contagiamos uns aos outros e ouvir rir è mesmo muito divertido.
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