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100 Things To Remember


 
Tim Wilson - 100 Things to Remember Music Downloads
Tim Wilson - 100 Things to Remember Ringtone
I had a crazy uncle that was on his deathbed a long time ago; he said, "BOY...there's a hundred things in life every man needs to know to survive!"

And here's 39 of them...

A virgin don't ever drive a Z-28
Never bet the ranch on your prostate
If it's got an Adam's apple, it's probably a man
Never trust a gay gypsy with the palm of your hand
She didn't accidentally get good in bed
You can't join a church if you're already dead
A work uniform ain't totally nude
Brim and bass ain't seafood
When there's guns in the house, one better be yours
Don't be naked next to any fishing lures
If there's girl scout cookies, she's a little too young
If you say 'I do,' be the ugly one
Don't ever let a bald man borrow your comb
Never play strip poker in a nursing home
Don't blame your pallbearers 'cause they don't show
If you're buried in the middle of the Super Bowl
Let people borrow money...they'll leave you alone
Never fry bacon without a shirt on
Never spray water on a hornet's nest
A woman rarely aces the driver's test
The sign probably don't really mean massage
Never threaten anybody in camouflage
Say you love her 'til she lays down the butcher knife
Never put the move on the boss's wife
She's messing around on you if your briefs don't fit
Never trust a hitchhiker to babysit
Cosmo's never in a happy home
You can't cut a deal with a kidney stone
A politician ain't got an HMO
Washing her hair means she don't wanna go
Don't ridicule a biker about his tattoo
You've been married nine times? Hell, maybe it's you
Doom ain't the same as Donkey Kong
If he's wearing high heels, you might have raised him wrong
The clinic ain't the best place to pick up dates
Don't rent a room from a man named Bates
A tank top's never on a billionaire
Stevie Ray Vaughan missed a note here and there
How many get to heaven? No one knows
But hell will be asses and elbows...

And then he died...crazy fool rolled over and died!
And never did tell me what them other 61 things were
So if anybody out there knows, how about getting a hold of me at timwilson.net
Tim Wilson - 100 Things to Remember Music Downloads
Tim Wilson - 100 Things to Remember Ringtone





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